Stonewall Jackson Takes a Roman Holiday

The story goes he started letting go
And shedding every inhibition
While he was stationed down in Mexico
That comes from being reared a Presbyterian.

That his vacationing below the border
Was helping him to learn how to relax
And though his status there was one of soldier
He was enjoying it up to the max.

He started studying the Spanish language
So he could speak with pretty senoritas
And of their custom taking full advantage
Of always having afternoon siestas

Then waking up to have a later dinner
Than he could justify when still a sinner.